{"id":11,"date":"2011-10-14T04:20:03","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T04:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/?page_id=11"},"modified":"2011-10-14T05:06:26","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T05:06:26","slug":"eat-shit","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/?page_id=11","title":{"rendered":"Eat Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><em><strong>Ready to relax?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Find the most extravagant eateries that serve the finest shit.\u00a0 Take your time as you view local restaurants who are dying to serve you shit anytime of the day.\u00a0 Let your mouth water.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>LOCATION: <\/strong>Seattle<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>RESTAURANT: <\/strong>Ed&#8217;s Big One\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>RATING: <\/strong>2\/4 Plops<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Green Eggs and Shit will make you feel like a kid again &#8211; Abraham Lincoln<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/green_eggs_shit1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-17\" title=\"green_eggs_shit\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/green_eggs_shit1-300x218.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/green_eggs_shit1-300x218.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/green_eggs_shit1.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>LOCATION: <\/strong>Los Angeles<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>RESTAURANT: <\/strong>Sea Side Floaters<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>RATING: <\/strong>3\/4 Plops<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ready to relax? Find the most extravagant eateries that serve the finest shit.\u00a0 Take your time as you view local restaurants who are dying to serve you shit anytime of the day.\u00a0 Let your mouth water. LOCATION: Seattle RESTAURANT: Ed&#8217;s Big One\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 RATING: 2\/4 Plops Green Eggs and Shit will make you feel like a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-11","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27,"href":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11\/revisions\/27"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pooflinger.happinessdigital.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}